House Sitter in Jeffersonville, Indiana

I am looking for a position as an "at home admin". but am open to any job, big or small. I cook, clean, organize, shop, run errands, watch pets, do/drop off/pick up laundry, organize events, bartend events, etc. I am an artist and independent consultant for local bars and restaurants so my schedule is extremely flexible as I work for myself. I am available anytime day or night. I have been in my industry for 21 years. I am trained in food safety as well as cooking and all aspects of a kitchen. I have been cleaning restrooms and kitchens for 21 years now. I have my own transportation, a clean record, and am able to lift and stand for extended periods of time. I have a very attention to detail oriented way of doing things and take a lot of pride in a clean home. I have experience with the following types of animals: Cats Dogs Chickens Turtles Parrots Birds Fish (both fresh and salt water) Crabs Lizards Hamsters Gerbils Guinea pigs Ferrets Llamas Alpacas Horses Peacocks Goats Sugar Gliders Frogs Deer Wolves Foxes Rabbits Squirrels I have a general understanding of plant species with some horticulture background. Some Spanish. Can communicate basic Spanish with Spanish Speaking individuals. I look forward to hearing from you! *disclaimer* I will only accept jobs that are paid in full, in cash, up front with a contract stating each individual task required by employer and signed by both myself and employer, prior to the start date of the job with the agreed terms noted below. I will accept personal checks with two ID forms and a 10% (of agreed full payment) non refundable deposit in cash paid in full prior to start date with check. No temporary checks. No 3rd party checks. No money orders. No credit cards. No goods traded, gift certificates, or prepaid cards will be accepted as payment for services provided. I cannot accept any jobs in homes/commercial buildings involving A) clean-up or extermination of bed bugs, or any other types of infestations. B) complex care of any type of in home patient(s) or person(s) of any age that require specific, instructed, long or short term medical care. D) individual(s) or animal(s) requiring adminstered medications. This includes individual person(s)/animal(s) young and old as I am not trained to do so and cannot gaurantee their medical needs can be fulfilled by me, personally. **This does not include over the counter vitamins, topical creams, patches or bandages, soaps, cleansers, etc, or any kind of nutritional requirements or limitations that have to be followed.** C) registered sex offenders. D) individuals who have installed cameras that i am not made aware of prior to my first day. E) anyone with a criminal background containing domestic violence, sexual assault, kidnapping, stalking, harrassment, terroristic threatening, unlawful imprisonment, sexual misconduct, or EPO against them or anyone with an EPO against another individual(s). I am very firm on these limitations and will not consider any exceptions. This is nothing personal. This is not meant to offend. It is merely to protect myself and my family in the event that something happens to me or any person or animal in my care, due to cause and effect of medical or criminal wrong doings. I cannot risk not being able to provide for them. My apologies in advance