House Sitter in Hollywood, Florida

No one likes to spend an hour reading a profile but people DO want to know to whom they're leaving their homes with. Well here I am, look no further. Please see ten reasons why you should hire me. 1. Extremely detail oriented ( to a fault) 2. I added one more space after the opening parenthesis and not the closing- to break the ice. lol? 3. I obviously think I am funnier than I am because I am the only person that would think that 1 and 2 are funny. 4. I need to pay for my student loan. 5. My school loan of an educators degree 6. But I cant pay for it because I have to help my parents out. Which makes me feel terrible when I whine because they paid for EVERYTHING when I was a child. 7. Because I am responsible, I was "tasked" with a lot for my parents growing up so I will take care of your home as if it were mine. 8. I have a career that I love, takes A LOT of my time but doesn't pay well (hence me doing this). 9. I would like to help pay for my sister college education so that she is not stock like I am... So any source of income is humbling. 10. Please hire me because I promise to treat your home as though it was mine, I am 27 years old so I dont care for the partying. Again, thank you for listening to me rant, hopefully you found this funny but truly understand that I need this and care about principles. Thank you for your time. Sincerely, GC