House Sitter in Columbia, Maryland

I Hope to find a way to spend some more time back in San Francisco where I used to live. Too much time goes by before I see my family and friends back home. I would like to spend as much time as possible away from the heat and humidity of Columbia, Md. where I have lived for 3 decades. We have had a foster home for 15 years with the most ill behaved doxies on doggy earth. But we adopted all the wayward, incontinent, blind/and or deaf, between 2 legs and four, over eaters non eaters barkers , a cat that was mute and 2 fire belly today, age 20. My career as a Humor Therapist/Humor Therapy Tool Designer has been such fun. The first time I was able to make Mrs. Eilberg, a concentration camp, laugh I thought it was the most beautiful sound I'd ever heard and dedicated my life to making critically ill and sad people...Laugh and feel better. I was 5 years old.