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Edward M

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Need A Scary Looking Yet Super Responsible Dude To Scare Off Anyone Who Even Thinks Of Going Near Your Home?
Jacksonville, Florida
Active over a week ago

House Sitter in Jacksonville, Florida

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IF SO YOU FOUND THE RIGHT GUY! I won't lie, I'm heavily tattooed and generally when strangers see me they assume I'm either a biker (which I do own one) or I'm some crazy dude. In reality I'm a military veteran who has worked very hard my entire life. You can check my record, no problems with the law. I have no need to steal from you as I have a home with pets and a girlfriend of my own. I have no need to partake in illegal activities on your property because I do not partake in illegal activities. I smoke cigs but only outside and if necessary off premises. (Hey that would scare off anyone anyway) I get along great with animals, and have no problems cleaning as my girlfriend works full time and I do most of it anyway! Think someone's eyeballing your place and afraid to leave it unattended? Afraid a landlord or boss is creepin on your place? Wanna scare off a stupid teenage boy who your daughter has had an eye on? IM YOUR GUY. I'm not afraid to deal with situations that arise when homes are left unattended. I believe in people being held accountable for their actions. Thus, I would not hurt or destroy your home in anyway, I would clean up after anything I had to do(like feeding pets and cleaning) and would have no problem if your neighbors are suspicious because I wouldn't say anything to anyone unless they spoke to me first. I'm intimidating but responsible. Hit me up if you have any questions or generally wanna laugh at me for my ridiculous ad.

Services

Responsibilities include:
Mail collection
Pet feeding
Plant care
Snow clearing

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